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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?","punchline":"Pasta la vista, baby!","id":148}
{"type":"programming","setup":"What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?","punchline":"A cursor!","id":435}
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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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