{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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